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Real Vamps Dont Sparkle by Foxxie-Chan Real Vamps Dont Sparkle by Foxxie-Chan
LIKE HELL THEY DO!!!

Seriously, a sparkling vampire? What will they have next? A live zombie? A hairless werewolf that changes in daylight? A beautiful lagoon creature? Yanno, why didn't they just defang the poor bugger and put him out of his misery?

Ugh... sparkling... I can't even imagine that... My inner vamp fangirl cries at the thought!

Angel... would never have been popular is he'd sparkled! Lestat would never have been hot if he'd sparkled! DRACULA would never have made vampires popular if he'd sparkled! Van Hellsing would have pointed and laughed at him rather than hunted him down!

*sigh* What self respecting vampire would sparkle? And what moronic idiot would write about one that did? There's enough lore out there to write about a 'realistic' vampire without having to smoke some crack and then make shit up. Really. *fails*

So here's my tribute to the Anti-Sparkle-Vampire Movement. Complete with pink AND sparkles! Take that fake vampires!!


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~Foxxie
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Finalmon Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014   Writer
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obsessedhetaliangirl Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Student General Artist
YUSSS SO TRUE!!! WHAT VAMPIRE SPARKLES???? Even my character Isabell doesnt sparkle... Actually Im quite sure she could kick Edward Cullen's ass any day xDD
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sithassasin Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
ha ha ha what is ironic is they have a living zombie movie, he ha he
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pokemonsonicgirl123 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Romania doesn't sparkle~! :iconromania-plz:
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bluestargirl19 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Damn! I'm just going to use this because I agree XD
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quaddie Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
Hell yeah!!!!
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WolfOfTheMoons Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Can I use this??
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ZEB31 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Stupid mom. You can't write for jack! Vampires don't sparkle! They burn up in the sun!
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N0XI0US--GLiTCH Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I really don't see what the big deal is. xD We have sparkledogs, sparklecats, why not sparklepires? :P Twilight sucks, but sparkles are awesome. The fact that people got /so/ upset over this is /so/ amusing. Lol.
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Foxxie-Chan Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
Because evil isn't supposed to sparkle?
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