Sick of losers telling me that vampires don't exist or that I should stop 'hating' or whatever. So comments hae been disabled. Please don't comment on my profile. A fav will do if you like the stamp. Nothing will do if you don't.

LIKE HELL THEY DO!!!

Seriously, a sparkling vampire? What will they have next? A live zombie? A hairless werewolf that changes in daylight? A beautiful lagoon creature? Yanno, why didn't they just defang the poor bugger and put him out of his misery?

Ugh... sparkling... I can't even imagine that... My inner vamp fangirl cries at the thought!

Angel... would never have been popular is he'd sparkled! Lestat would never have been hot if he'd sparkled! DRACULA would never have made vampires popular if he'd sparkled! Van Hellsing would have pointed and laughed at him rather than hunted him down!

*sigh* What self respecting vampire would sparkle? And what moronic idiot would write about one that did? There's enough lore out there to write about a 'realistic' vampire without having to smoke some crack and then make shit up. Really. *fails*

So here's my tribute to the Anti-Sparkle-Vampire Movement. Complete with pink AND sparkles! Take that fake vampires!!


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~Foxxie