
Okay... so heart conditions are big problems, yes? And we all know that people die from them, yes again?
Well I've just had someone from the Heart Institute or something along those lines, call me... and then proceed to tell me all of that, with the words, "People, young people like yourself, are just dropping dead! They're healthy and then they just
drop dead! It's terrible, isn't it? Wouldn't you agree dropping dead is a terrible thing?" ... All you can answer to this is 'yes' while your mind is going "WTF ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS FOR?????"
All became clear after the scare tactics... she wanted me to part with my money. Ah, I should have known. Whelp, not to be funny, but I couldn't. For one reason I am skint for the next few weeks. My fault for being off work sick. Second because I don't like to just give money to people who call me up outta the blue and go and tell me that people just up and DIE.
So yes... she'll be calling back next week, and I will make the subtle change from me to... a person who has no phone! MWAHAHA.. *coughhackcough*

..... I have tonsillitis. Went to the doctors early this morning after numerous pokes and prods to do so... and it turns out my tonsils have white things on them that make me cough and not very happy~
So they stuck me on an EPIC course of penicillin. I need to take 8, 250mg tablets a day. 2,000mg of penicillin a day! I'm real lucky I'm not allergic to the stuff!
Supernatural... made me lose my voice. I was happily watching it before and it got to a bit... a certain part with hairy hands... and I just about died laughing! Okay, Dean was bored and the nurse was hot, but c'mon! At least he didn't go blind~~~

Twice now I have attempted to watch the
Twilight movie. I was able to get 20 minutes in the first time and it was soooo slow and monotonous. THEY ARE TOAST! Seriously, Bella should be the vampire. That or the poster child for Botox. The girl has no expression! She's like the female version of Harry Potter! The buy is just a bad actor. (Though give him his dues, he DOES play a kid high on life pretty well. Watched the latest HP movie yesterday and quite enjoyed that. After he took the luck potion... I quite liked Harry as a character~) I tried to watch it again last night... I got to the point where he sparkled and I had to stop. When she told him he was beautiful... I HAD to stop.
Good grief... He looked like he'd rolled in glitter! And sweating! And the scrip... oh man, I could have written a better script! Here, this is MY version of what should have been said!
Edward: [storms up to the edge of the wood, the sun beating down on him] You want to see why we don't go in sunlight? THIS is why we don't go in sunlight. [rips his shirt open and *bursts into FLAMES* SPARKLES] See? You see what I am now?
Bella: [stares in awe] That... is so fucked up! I can see why you don't go out more. Button yourself up, Edward. The dazzling is blinding me.
Edward: [buttons himself up, not looking too happy] I warned you.
Bella: Yeah, but god, you never said how gay it was going to look.
Edward: Would you have believed me?
Bella: Probably not. Just don't do it again. Or I'm dumping you.
Edward: .... [broods]
So much better, yes? Of course it was! I should have wrote that movie script. Even that book. I wonder if I can rewrite it. But it'd take time... But yes... it shall take me a while to get through it, but I will eventually watch the damn movie, even if it kills me! And it probably will...
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